New Wife Wanted
A married man placed an ad in the classifieds: “New Wife Wanted.”
The next day he received a few letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”
The current wife found out and placed her own ad.
New Husband Wanted
A woman placed an ad in the classifieds: “New Husband Wanted.”
All the replies were the same: “You can have mine.”
Within hours she received thousands of letters.
Moral of the story….be careful what you wish for…more men are interested in your woman than women are interested in you, most of the time anyway.