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An Accident Report

An Accident Report I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as the cause for my accident. You said in your last letter that I should explain more fully. I trust that the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot antenna tower. When I comp … Read More

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Pay your Bills

Pay your Bills A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.” … Read More

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Speed Limit slow down speed up

Speed Limit slow down speed up Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back — wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously … Read More

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Zombie Walk Grande Prairie!!!!

Zombie Walk Grande Prairie!!!! Zombie Walk Grande Prairie!!!! Rumor has it Grande Prairie is having a Zombie Walk ! Saturday, September 3 · 2:00pm – 6:00pm Get Invited !!! Welcome all you Zombie-lovin' freaks!!!! It's time for Grande Prairie to join in the fun, scare some innocent people, and help the food bank!! We will convene at Muskoseepi Park, by the amphitheatre, and leg-drag our way East through Downtown, then wail our way back down to the park! We will accept every kin … Read More

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